Chair for one?

Kids are funny. If only I had the time (and the memory!!) to get down everything that my boys do and say on an hourly basis.

Walker's language is just developing at an awesome rate so not one day goes by that he hasn't picked up some choice words or phrases. The word 'no' is a big, well no-no, for him right now and he can tell you who told him no, when and why.

Never one to be short of words Will has us trying not to laugh most days. Kind of hard to discipline when your three year-old is making a good point! Today he had a time-out at preschool and when I asked him why he said 'Because Mrs. Jackson wasn't listening to me.' I said, well were you listening to her? He remarked, 'No because she wasn't listening to me and I was telling her I wasn't ready to leave the playground yet.'

Here are some more funnies from this week:

Will: 'You just do that KK!' (In response to some idle threat she made while in the car)

Walker: 'You are trouble Mom!'

(At Sea World)
Me: 'Wow Will. Look at that walrus swimming.'
Will: 'Shhh Mom. I'm looking for his penis.'

Walker: 'You said no to me Mom. That's not very good.' (While fake crying)

Will singing only the chorus to Jingle Bells 33 times in a row.

Walker: 'I'm not Shamu. You're Shamu.' (I'll try not to take it personally)

Will: 'Are you listening to me Mom? Are you? Are you? I'm not sure you are!"

Will & Walker asking, insistently, to have the Jimmy Buffett edition of Jingle Bells played. They especially love when he asks, 'Hey Santa, what you got in that big burlap sack for me? A present?'. (Thank heaven for childhood naivete!)

Grandma KK: 'Will, what was your favorite part of Sea World?' (We went yesterday - pics to come!)
Will: 'The fans.'

Patti (his great-aunt): 'You and Walker need to come and visit. Get your cute buns over to my house this week."
Will: 'Pat, don't you have your own buns? You need to buy your own hot dog buns for your house. We're not going to bring ours over.'

And of course this episode with a Lego chair: