Conversations at Home: #1
A sprinkling of conversations had at our house today:
Will: "Mom I need to go poop!"
Me: "Ok Will, you can go all by yourself."
Will: "No, I need your help."
Me: "Ok, I'm coming."
(the event occurs...I don't like to talk about it)
Will: "Mom, I told you the poop was coming. I squeezed my bum cheeks to hold it in, and then I did a poop. And it's a daddy-size poop."
Me: no words...just smiling and trying not to laugh.
Will: "See Mom, no accidents!" ~ smiling with absolute pride
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Walker: "Fix this Momma" (as he comes up to me with Mr. Potato Head)Me: "What happened to him?" (holding the body, in tact, of Mr. Potato Head)
Walker: "His bum fell off" (referring to the back slat of Mr. Potato Head which is in his hands)
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(in his room playing with a truck)Will: " Now make sure you wipe your penis."
Will (as the truck): "I don't have a penis."
Will: "Yes you do."
Will (as the truck): "No I don't. I have a foob." (not quite sure what that is exactly)
Will: "Oh yeah. Well make sure to wipe your foob."
Labels: Conversations, Walkerisms, Willisms
posted by Shelly! @ 1:36 PM
2 Comments
2 Comments:
These were funny! I really want to know what a foob is. I mean, what if that is important part of our body that we have neglected all of these years. Or better yet what if it is a part of our car that we have neglected to get checked during a regular diagnostic. To be perfectly honest I'm a little worried. So the sooner we find out the better, in my opinion.
ali
Well, these conversations sound more mature than most of the conversations around my apartment..haha.
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